lauryn hill and freezing myself

lauryn hill from the fugees just dropped her own solo album.. it almost makes me sad i wont be around for 27 years to hear whatever else she makes. this album is soooo freaking good though,, i really like ex-factor, doo-wop and everything is everything. every song is rlly good.

this month has been rough. financial anxiety is truly an awful thing to feel especially constantly. i hope the job market and overall economy is rock-solid in 2025… i WILL be needing money.

and if ur wondering “how did this broke wannabe afford his cryogenic procedure?” buddy. when i walked into the cryogenesis inc. offices in columbus ohio they KNEW who i was. i kicked the door open like “I AM BILLY FLOWERS AND THE FUTURE OF MUSIC DEPENDS ON ME BEING FROZEN!!”

the doctor said something lame like “the world actually might be better off with you frozen and away from society and we need to test yada yada yada” …but see my 6th sense kicks in here. what she ACTUALLY meant was: “billy, the world NEEDS you frozen so you can re-emerge at the perfect time, because ur music is super hot fire and the haterz are dumb ugly losers.”

that’s my gift. my 6th sense = translating ppl’s boring words into their TRUE feelings about me. and it works a LOT.

anyyyways… one more week until the procedure. i will be throwing a yard sale at my aunt’s house in twinsburg this saturday to get rid of most of my stuff. hope to see you guys there come buy some stuff.